Daniel Ichbiah - Sometimes my baby
Ce soir nous allons apprendre la recette d'un bon rock'n'roll façon Jim Morrison / Bruce Springsteen.
Les ingrédients ? Tout est dans le vocabulaire.
Y a des mots rock'n roll comme ketchup, Cadillac, Coca Cola, boogie woogie… C'est ça…
Si tu parles de cassoulet, de saucisse-moutarde et de moissoneuse batteuse, ça va pour une bourrée auvergnate mais ça fait pas très wok'n'woll.
Pareil, les filles, elles s'appellent Peggy, Suzie, Janis, Sally…
Les garçons, c'est Jimi, Elvis, Johnnie…
Si tu mets Raoul ou Germaine, ça le fait pas.
Bon une fois que t'as ton vocabulaire, tu mélange les Peppermint, les blue jean, les Be bop de Lola et t'as une chanson. Le sens, tu t'en tapes.
Ce qui compte, c'est de placer si possible, beaucoup plus de mots que la phrase pourrait normalement en accueillir. Tu en colles à la queue leu et ça c'est rock'n roll. Démonstration.
Peggy Blue she's got not sense
She's hooked on peppermint
On her neck, she's got a tatoo
And what about Suzie Q ?
She's living in a zoo
Because you see, she's got no taboo
Yeah Jonny come on
Will you please tell your elephant not to come in my bathroom while I'm washing my bicycle with black through red soap and Coca Cola
And once upon a time will you tell your bloody sister not to blue jean bop, I got the blues, I can't get no satisfaction, my baby left me this morning and took the train to the station to her grandmother living in Oklahoma City
And the sugarman he's been knockin' on the door 'Wam bam be loo bam' and Shanana Hey Hey she replied '1 2 3 o' clock 4 o' clock rock' and Tutti Frutti, is she really my baby ?
And my sister Peggy, she's been sleeping on the backseat of the Cadillac, and the radio said that there is no cure for my blue suede shoes
And Janis, she's been hangin' out with Elvis, but she's flirting with Jimi who is a psychotic, lunatic, sarcastic superplastic doctor with a guitar in his hand.
And my ketchup pizza is stuck in the lavabo of the Boggie Woogie Bar
And my grand mother has lost her bigoudis in the Hard Rock Cafe
And I say yeah...
I say yeah !...
(réponse du public)
Yeah !...